My Own Private Truman Dog Shit Show
I live on a very busy road so I take my dogs to walk at a “gated open to the public golf course community”.
My first clue after walking them there for years was when the no - imagination HSA director( how is it that they are always retired rent-a-cops?) followed me after seeing my diarrhea filled dog assume the position with no results. He scolded me for not picking up and played the “ I really should not allow you to be here at all” card.
A few weeks later when I attempted to throwaway my picked up bag of shit, he snuck up behind me and told me not to put it in that can cause it “stinks”.
This week a chain stretched across the public parking entrance at the golf course so you could not park there.
You’d think they’d had a onslaught of humans walking their dogs and shit was piling up causing disease.
I’m the only one in the whole damn four miles of Stepford homes that even walks their dogs.
Apparently it’s not an open set.